Tramway To Heaven
Not many people are aware that all Kaliningrad’s tram drivers are women. And drop dyev gorgeous they are too.
Honestly, who needs a dating agency when you can just leg it down to the depot? Fortunately, Americans need an agency for everything and can’t get anywhere in Europe without their hands held. So my ‘Tramway To Heaven’ TM agency is busy signing up these girls. The membership fee will include exclusive, in-cab action videos of lovely tramvai brides. You’ll need these, since most of the time their best bits are hidden from view by enormous rear view mirrors and wiper blades.
I know what you’re wondering. Does tram driving give them thick arms? Mail me privately.