Will a Pretty Russian Woman Stay Pretty After Leaving Russia?
Will a Pretty Russian Woman Stay Pretty After Leaving Russia?
This is certainly something to consider before bringing a Russian Bride to the West.
When in Russia, everyone notices the timeless beauty of the Russian woman. Quite logically, Russia’s sub zero climate preserves their charms in suspended animation.
However, upon exposure to Western society, these girls appear to age normally and apparently nothing can be done to reverse the trend. It’s what scientists have termed, ‘relocation degradation’.
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One laboratory has concluded that Russian Women’s fur hats must filter out all the industrial pollutants in the atmosphere, preserving their natural blonde hair. But without this protection, a Russian woman’s hair can unaccountably turn brown or black or grey just like everybody else’s. Sometimes this happens only hours after a Russian woman steps off the plane, or under a shower.
Another factor is that the West lacks the Russian Woman’s natural care centres, like banyas and sanatoria. For example, places like the famous ‘medicinal mudbaths’ of Bakirovo in Udmurtia. Here, women apply the therapeutic clays as a mud pack to all parts of their anatomy. Which is how Russian women of seventy can still have the tight buns of a teenager. But only in Russia.
In some ways the troubled marriages of Russian women are akin to the problems of exotic species who fail to mate succesfully in foreign zoos and lose all their feathers.
sorry, to comment so much, but this is hilarious.
“Russia’s sub zero climate preserves their charms in suspended animation.”
LOL!
This is disgusting, comparing beautiful women to animals in a freaking zoo. You know the only reasons Western men seek out Russian women are A) Russian men drink/smoke/die all too much, and B) the American men this appeals to are stupidly naive, socially inept, and generally not attractive enough for the American women around them.
Yes, it sounds logical , I’ve seen it before with girls from countries once they are exposed to a lot of sun they age normally y their faces start to show up signs of wrinkles, small pimples , etc. So I agree with this article, if you want to preserve the beauty of your russian girl do not move to any western country (ex USA) otherwise just wait for the worse you Russian Girl becoming as fat or even fatter than the typical North American girl.
Mine had perfectly clear skin when she came here, then she broke out with acne terribly.
I think it’s the U.S. food.
Wow! How do you come up with this stuff? It’s hilarious!
Nice writing style.I came across your writing from Yahoo and thought it rocked. How long have you kept the blog?Just the other day I recently created a blog myself and its been a fascinating process. I’ve met some interesting friends since then but it is tough sometimes! Oh well, much appreciated for your article!
I concur.. your writing is FANTASTIC. I love it.. keep it coming.. especially the bit about exotic species mating in foreign zoos and losing all their feathers. Hysterical!!
yep, I would say it’s the diet (butt ugly tatos) but alot of the so called tween body types would have gotten fat by 30years old anyway the girls don’t eat fruit and veg and take vitamins like women in Westernized counties. I heard from a russian guy in Brooklyn that the MILF/grannies in the porn are 30-40 years old.
The chicks also like to bake if they find a suger daddy hit the French and ilalian Rivera.