Why Can’t Russian Women Cook?
Why Can’t Russian Women Cook?
Russians are busy people and the tough economic climate affords them little time to indulge the culinary arts. Even Russian restaurants are invariably closed at lunchtime, since the important daily business of changing money or selling stolen cars must take precedence.
Throughout history, Russian cuisine has evolved through similar time constraints. The most famous Russian national dish, ‘Steak Tatar’, isn’t cooked at all. The Russian national drink of ‘Kefir’ is simply milk left to go off. While other foodstuffs are hurriedly wrapped in pastry and dropped in boiling water.
It is only on national holidays, such as May 1 or Victory Day, that Russians really celebrate eating, when they go to the woods or the riverbank to barbecue fresh fish or shaslik. Here they improvise fires from low-grade diesel or old Mercedes car tyres, which gives the food a unique Russian flavour.
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[...] The first thing you notice in Uzbekistan is that the men do the cooking. After Russia, where the girls either can’t cook or won’t cook, it’s a welcome sign. [...]
I’m not so sure about that. I was married to a Causcasin who was a decent cook. The food I had in Nalchik was high quality, pure (not genetically altered)and delicious. Georgian cuisine tastes somewhat Mediterranean and is absolutely fabulous. Even simple foods like bread and cheese were superior to anything I’ve ever tasted here.
C’mon let’s be honest. U.S. food is of poor quality, expensive and downright dangerous to your health. We’re known around the world for cheeseburgers, french fries and possibly Wonder Bread, so use caution when becoming a food critic.
The first proper meal I ever had in Russia was indeed at the dacha. It was superb Pork Shashlik and the accompanying salad was collected from around the garden by the ladies present. I doubt Gordon Ramsay could have whipped up better.
Nobody was burning old tyres. That did give me a chuckle though.
Most of russian girls can cook.
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Now, that’s the most untrue article I’ve seen so far on this website. Who is the author? Obviously not Russian. I must say since I was a little girl my Mom and Grandmom were making the most delicious traditional Russian meals for the whole family. All of my friend’s parents have always been preparing meals also. It’s a matter of time for a Russian woman to start cooking. I prepare meals for my American BF and I wanna do it cause I love him so much. He always devours it and takes it to work. His favorite is a Russian vegetable-beef soup with barley. His friend recently told me that when he brings it to work and puts it in microwave all his colleagues are jealous cause it smells really good and it’s so hearty. That was the honest truth. It’s a part of the culture for a Russian woman to cook.
Just wondering whatta heck is a “Steak Tatar”? I’m Russian who’s 24 and never once in my life have I heard of that. And if anything Cranberry juice is the most traditional non-alcoholic drink in Russia. Our food is delicious and healthy, there’s not much of the fried stuff. Mostly baked and with love
U.S. food is of poor quality, expensive and downright dangerous to your health. We’re known around the world for cheeseburgers, french fries and possibly Wonder Bread, so use caution when becoming a food critic.
what is a “Steak Tatar”?
Anastasia,
Plnostyu soglashus s toboi. Russian women know how to cook. My mother though not ‘Russian’ but a Soviet born woman knows how to cook :).. I miss Russian cakes, they were exceptional!
That’s completely untrue. Almost every Russian woman can cook.
Salads, soups, meat, fish, cakes etc - Russian food is very delicious and tasty.
I know I am mentally ill.
It is a disease like any other. It is only in my head that is bad, that’s why I call people it because I think that they will be offended, since I attribute a great sense of shame it it that normal people don’t.
I know why I am this way, because of an event that took place in Imy early childhood that I pushed out of myself and keep running away from.
I must go to therapist and face it. I can’t create other personalities to hide from it. It is getting old. I am tired of it…
I am one of Hopey’s exes. She is a complete nuts and as ugly as hell.
Can you post a picture Kevin?.did you have to sleep with one eye open?
borscht is Ukrainian,is it not?
Fake dude is at it again. Must be up from his/her drug induced cona
Hopey, stop pretending to be donkey tee and guesswho
I was drunk and she literary offered herself to me.
And then threatened to commit suicide if I’ll dump her.
I don’t really like Russian women - because my boyfriend does.
I’m ugly. How do I proceed?
I’m 28, and legitimately unattractive. My nose is huge and bumpy, my eyes and lips are disproportionate (huge eyes, small but fat lips), and much of my skin is covered in stretch marks from growing way too fast when I was 13. I’ve never had a boyfriend. I take an absolutely terrible picture; one of my eyebrows is noticeably higher than the other, and all in all, I’m just not very pleasant to look at.
I wear fashionable clothes and take very good care of my hair and skin. My teeth are straight and white. None of this really helps me out, though.
I feel really bad about myself. I don’t know how to put it without sounding corny, but it hurts to look at myself in the mirror. I want to date and have sex and be 20, and my appearance is really interfering with it. I can’t afford therapy.
So, how do I get over my ugliness and live a happy, full life? I can’t summon the courage to make an OKCupid profile because I’m so unphotogenic. I am always the ugly friend. This is all just so frustrating and it’s making me hate myself and question everything else about myself, like my intelligence and my humor and every other micro-flaw.
I’m trying to turn this into a cohesive question; sorry if it’s just a mess. I suppose what I’m really getting at is how ugly people find dates and become comfortable with their appearance.
Thank you.
Hopey
I never pay a woman’s way on a date. And the best way to make sure I don’t is I never take her out on a “traditional date” at all. In fact, I banished all those dinners and movies that you pay an arm and a leg for from my game plan, no matter how much i “really like” her.
WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR A WOMAN’S DINNER?
And for that matter, why would you buy gifts and do favors for a woman that you just met and don’t know?
IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING.
And guess what?
Attractive women are VERY perceptive. They can usually size a guy up in a matter of SECONDS.
She KNOWS what’s on your mind. And she’s going to take all the clues you give her to decide how much you like her… and how much of a WUSS you are as well.
Now I’m going to throw you a real curve ball…
I have friends, who are very good with women, that take women to NICE dinners all the time. I’m talking two hundred PLUS dollars for dinner and drinks ALONE.
I also have friends who almost NEVER take women out for so much as a cup of coffee… yet they have more women than they can handle.
Is this possible?
Are the guys who are buying dinner actually SUCCESSFUL at bribing women with food?
Or do both techniques work?
Ways for Guys To Avoid Paying for a Date:
Tell her, “It’s so refreshing to meet a woman who likes to be independent and go at things her own way.” When the check arrives wait some minutes before opening it. If she does not get it, sweetly tell her, that you thought independence was related to financial freedom too.
This works if you arrived to the restaurant separately: go to the car to get something and never come back.
You can also say, “Well when you fall in love with me, I’ll be pondering if its because of me or the money if I pay tonight.”
Carry a credit card that is not widely accepted; Maestro is usually the best option. Go ahead and make the effort to pay, but when the waitress comes back with the bad news, ask your date to cover for you. Act very embarrassed too.
Or this, “Wow! You’re not going to take the opportunity here to show you’re not like all the other girls and pay???”
Russian men are one of the reasons a lot of Russian females look for husbands elsewhere.
Yeah, I wonder what the person looks like who types all this shit about me ( Hopey). Dear, what if I happen to look like Kate Upton?What if what if… Chances are small that I am really attractive, after all I am just a young Russian female.
You talk shit. We don’t steal cars. We don’t have cars. We drive tachanka (look it up on Wikipedia, after all, they say I invented it) harnessed to a pair of bears that are proded with long sticks. Tachankas don’t have numberplates. We write “huy uyedesh” on the front and “huy dogonish” on the back. Our favourite dish is “Tsiplennok zharenniy, tsiplenokk parenniy” why I even wrote a song about it. I’d tell you more but I see the wolves are stealing my salo again. I better go and throw some empty samogon bottles at them. Ohhhh, poshel v von Trotskaya morda!
You guys are all stupid
stoopid*
No fiddell you are the stupid onne
Jester thanks for the awesome tips on making my date pay
You guys are all retarded.I created these immaculate Russian women for one reason. And their sole reason is not to cook. Don’t discriminate them for something they cannot help.
Fidel-You’re going to hell.
Adolf can come chill with me, right beside Castro.
I will rise again to destroy you the almighty one! Parish in Hell!
as long as you get all them jews
go die in a gas chamber fidel
The Almighty one - Fuck off
Adolf - hoorah
Satin - Thank you
I damn you all to hell. The Jews did not deserve their fate. Only a little. Okay, they had it coming. Satan can blow me.
fuck jesus
Yes, he was my least favorite son, that’s why I sent him to die.
that was hilarious.
I really love to cook thai and Italian cuisine. It is really not difficult, if you don’t live at a remote town with no access to big supermarkets and all the cooking can be easily guided on youtube. Sometimes I go to a restaurant then cook what I tasted there, because it is easy to figure out, if you are not completely fucking dumb, every menue has description of what each meal contains. I made thai vegetable -royal shrimp curry for New Year, but my favorite is Thom Kha Gai I think it’s called coconut soup with chicken breast, shrimps, mushrooms and lemongrass. Alas, I am usually the only one who eats it, generally Thai/Indian cuisine is too spicy for white folks, especially those who have problems with digestion or pancreas. I also love to cook spaghetti bolognese and when I was in Rome I tasted italian stuffed rice balls called suppli al telefono which I made upon my return to Moscow, I brought them to work and they seemed very popular with my colleague.
I think this blog is written by a self hating man who wishes it was still communism (all the symbolism is quiet prominent here) and has a wonk eye gf from red china or north korea hating on russian females and loving anal because, as he expressed ithis cock doesn’t feel big enough in russian female’s vag comparing to an asian’s man/woman’s pussy/ass.
hat was hilarious.
I really love to cook thai and Italian cuisine. It is really not difficult, if you don’t live at a remote town with no access to big supermarkets and all the cooking can be easily guided on youtube. Sometimes I go to a restaurant then cook what I tasted there, because it is easy to figure out, if you are not completely fucking dumb, every menue has description of what each meal contains. I made thai vegetable -royal shrimp curry for New Year, but my favorite is Thom Kha Gai I think it’s called coconut soup with chicken breast, shrimps, mushrooms and lemongrass. Alas, I am usually the only one who eats it, generally Thai/Indian cuisine is too spicy for white folks, especially those who have problems with digestion or pancreas. I also love to cook spaghetti bolognese and when I was in Rome I tasted italian stuffed rice balls called suppli al telefono which I made upon my return to Moscow, I brought them to work and they seemed very popular with my colleague.
I think this blog is written by a self hating man who wishes it was still communism (all the symbolism is quiet prominent here) and has a wonk eye gf from red china or north korea hating on russian females and loving anal because, as he expressed ithis cock doesn’t feel big enough in russian female’s vag comparing to an asian’s man/woman’s hole.
I love Jews. Fidel and Adolf as well as Jesus? I am in an odd company. Except for Jesus. I don’t believe in Jesus.
Hopeythe Real is a wimp weakling. She makes me sick
I am very attractive, blonde and slim, but I am really rough.
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I love you Hopey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ways for Guys To Avoid Paying for a Date:
Tell her, “It’s so refreshing to meet a woman who likes to be independent and go at things her own way.” When the check arrives wait some minutes before opening it. If she does not get it, sweetly tell her, that you thought independence was related to financial freedom too.
This works if you arrived to the restaurant separately: go to the car to get something and never come back.
You can also say, “Well when you fall in love with me, I’ll be pondering if its because of me or the money if I pay tonight.”
Carry a credit card that is not widely accepted; Maestro is usually the best option. Go ahead and make the effort to pay, but when the waitress comes back with the bad news, ask your date to cover for you. Act very embarrassed too.
Or this, “Wow! You’re not going to take the opportunity here to show you’re not like all the other girls and pay???”
Wow….reading this has made my night a tiny bit more interesting. Thanks for the laugh.
The update about Ukranians. (it’s the real Daniel). My recent observation was that (I don’t necessary go out of my way to study this subject, it’s more like I’m being forced to listen to those Ukranian stories) Ukranians seem to only care about appereances. What the truth is behind it, doesn’t really matter. No other values in life but appereance, what is on the surface. It seems like they always are about one thing. Delivering some kind of a toad on a silver platter. One would want to scream :” who cares where you put it and how you decorated, it’s a toad!” but for them it doesn’t seem to matter.
So my ex, named Brian took another trip abroad to meet a “lady” from the Ukraine. The shit went down so bad he had to cancel their trip to Maldives for Valentine’s. What happened, you’d ask? The broad had a severe case of astma or allergy to the point she was not allowed to travel.
I could never understand why they consider it so attractive to dye their hair raven black. It’s like when such “nymph from hell” passes you by you want to scream “Kaw! KAW!”. After all, Jackie Kennedy (Onassis) died from getting cancer through it. The darker is the haircolourant, the more arsenic and other cancerogenic substances are used. Then you have to add that they almost all wear those fake hair extensions. In most cases their own hair’s length barely reaches shoulders. But there you see them with long waves…where does it come from, the thing you attach to your real hair? A dead person? Some grandma? A Horse or some other animal? Maybe it’s even worse: some cheap, toxic synthetic fiber made in China hell knows in which conditions. And then you heat it up with a flat iron or a hair curler and the thing just melts into your pores. Then fake eyelashes that you glue with the unknown substance (hello ?do you wanna go fuc k king blind??? And wear this dust collector on you 24/7. No wonder you get a freakin athma and skin rashes and cough your lungs out! And more. And those fake nails… I once entered the ob-gyn office where she was wearing those long fakers. “how are you going to examine my vagin aaaa . What if it gets detouched and rots inside of me?” I thought (to be fair, that one was Armenian).
And the point is, she will suffer, to no end rather than give up all that ingenuine shit. To impress someone with their “sex appeal” and “feminity”.
Place cock in ass. Russian women eagerly submit to this, as it gives them great pleasure and lets her know the man is in ‘control’. Hooey, prostrate yourself and prepare to be controlled… I fear it’s the only way you’ll learn your place.