Should I Marry A Russian Woman With Children?
Should I Marry A Russian Woman With Children?
As we know, Russian Women are capricious and free-spirited. One day they are the dutiful bride at home. The next - whoops - they’ve run off. Straight out through the cat-flap.
This is why you may consider taking on Russian children as a kind of insurance policy. A woman with children is less likely to run off and is also less likely to find someone else to take her on.
Here’s a handy rule of thumb. If you are ten years older than your Russian Woman, count a minimum of one child. If you are fifteen years older, take two. And so on.
Another rule applies if you are fat and bald and your Russian Bride is a sinfully skinny, leggy blonde. In addition to the rule above, take on an extra child or two for good measure.
Now, if by using this computation you cannot find a woman with enough children (about 8 kids is a safe number) you can always take on a Mother In Law as well. In short, there is safety in numbers.
Always remember. Do not fall in love with the first Russian Woman with a child you meet. Take your time to find a woman with a really spoiled, obnoxious, Russian brat. Your Russian wife will then be around for many years to come.
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Copydude,
You have written some astute observations but I am afraid that your equations appear to be incorrect based on the Russian/Westerner couples I know.
I agree that a groom older than the bride should expect/accept one kid. However I think two kids is just a matter of an extra year or two tacked on. By the time you hit a fifteen year difference you are definitely looking at 2+ kids and a live-in mother in law. This is not necessarily a loss as the mother in laws actually know how to cook and parent all of the children.
I think that minuses that a groom may possess other than age, such as excessive weight, recessive hairlines and general dullness can be compensated for with Mercedes, diamonds and leapard print clothing expense accounts, don’t you?
Hello CopyDude;
I am married with a Russian lady with a child (a 9 years old girl). So, let me share my experiences with you:
- For a Russian lady, the order of importance is the following:
her child(ren), her family (mom, father, babula, and etc.), her job, and you.
- Russian children are spoiled. They don’t know the meaning of “please”. So, that’s why they order: “Hachu kushet! hachu this, hachu that! ici suda!”. Russian mothers couldn’t know how to handle their children; they feel obligated when their spoiled child has asked for something.
- Even though you are nice and calm, a Russian lady always defends her child(ren) against you. For example; when you say this child something in nice way, she starts defending him/her. She can even break your heart to keep you away from him/her.
- Russian child will never accept you. There is a thick and straight line between you and this child. No mather how nice and kind you are, you couldn’t approach him/her. She/he loves to make fun of you… You are a monkey in his/her eye.
- Russians are super-nationalist. What they care is money and good life. A russian only loves another Russian. If you are not a pure Russian, forget about love. After getting married (what a great mistake), you will find yourself in the world of lonelyness. As your Russian wife spends all her time with her child, you will have no special moments together. Plus to this, she will not have a child from you — not to irritate her son/daughter.
- Russian wife and child(ren) can team up against you. Be careful and don’t trust them.
SO, DON’T GET MARRIED WITH RUSSIAN LADIES WITH CHILD(REN).