In ‘What Is The Best Present You Can Give A Russian Woman?’ I warned against lavishing gifts on Russian girls. It only gives them the wrong idea.
Before you know what’s happening, she will slip her skinny little arm in yours, pull you close and whisper something really intimate. Like, ‘I want go bankomat wiz you’.
At [...]

When in Russia, I’m always reminded of the burning FAQ’s I have yet to address. For example, ‘Why Are All Russian Women On The Internet?’
Very few people are aware that all these virtual hotties and Kournikova leg-alikes on the net are just ordinary shop assistants.
Quite simply, Russian shop assistants are unable to meet anyone in [...]

I’d like to think people read this blog but - Google analytics do not lie.
I have tried to write lyrically about the poured cementscape of Kaliningrad, nostalgically about Lenin’s archived slippers, and appetisingly about the delights of Baltic Sprats.
Alas, it cannot be denied. All people want to read about is Russian Women. Russian Women [...]

Skinny Russian Women are indeed a source of wonderment.
Skinniness is the prime reason why American men, who obsess about weight issues - except their own - flock to Russia to find a Russian wife. And within nanoseconds, they fall in love with the Russian Woman’s embossed rib cage and breasts no more Michelin than a [...]

There’s one problem with being a fat cat in Russia. Even the most expensive suits don’t hang right from bloated, square Russian frames. Here’s a recent picture of Georgy Boos - apparently having just popped a button.

Georgy Boos is the new Governor of Kaliningrad. What happened to the old one? Well, he’s serving seven years. [...]

It is always a pleasure to see Russian women legging it across the street. Their distinctive high-heeled gait has even been given names, such as the Slavic Sway and the Tverskaya Trot.
Don’t Try This At Home

A poster to the Moscow Expats Forum claimed he could recognise a Russian woman anywhere without language. Only Russian women [...]

With the Mid-East peace talks in need of some original ideas, I thought of Matthias Rust. Matthias was the 19 year old West German who flew a light plane through the Iron Curtain in May, 1987, and audaciously taxied into Red Square. He said the flight represented an imaginary bridge to peace.

Matthias ‘Peace Prize’ was [...]